The Super Mario Bros. Movie Review

The beloved, iconic plumber after 30 years has returned to the silver screen in his very first animated film created by the lucrative, yet creatively bankrupt Illumination Animation as they partner with one of the biggest gaming companies in the world, Nintendo. With video game adaptations reaching different levels of quality, where only a few received adequate acclaim and the majority being excoriated, could Illumination strike a landfill of gold with a faithful, and overall, gracious animated film all on its own? Let's hop in a warp pipe and get right into the review of "THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE."